

Genital Jousting is a game starring flabby penises with clumsy and elusive movements that have a life of their own and that have a butt located between their testicles. A guy who is unable to achieve a stable romantic relationship because he almost always ends up thinking only with the penis (something that is very difficult to avoid when you are a penis yourself). In it, we will discover a penis beaten in high school by bullies on duty, who suffered jokes and abuse throughout that stage and who still haunt him in his nightmares. Just a couple of minigames and some small challenges that we can meet or not, while the story tells itself. We just have to move and complete small tasks so that the story flows on its own. Thus, handling (as we can) this anthropomorphic penis we will complete an adventure that has much more interactive storytelling than graphic adventure. There are two months until his high school alumni reunion party, and John doesn’t want to appear at it as the failure he is, for all the other penises to scrub his success and mind-blowing lives. He lives alone, he has no partner, his love life has always been disgusting and he is trapped in a monotonous and sad job.
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The Story Mode Genital Jousting puts us in the flaccid skin of John, a middle – aged penis is going through a tremendous existential crisis.

A fully voiced narrator does a great job commentating over the entirety of the story, and she helps convey John’s feelings, and motivations all while making a lot of penis puns and innuendos. In it, you play as John, an average working man that is actively seeking a date for his quickly approaching high school reunion. The all-new story mode isn’t a very lengthy affair, lasting about an hour and a half, but it left me feeling more than satisfied. It took the internet by storm when it soft launched on Steam Early Access in November of 2016 as a strictly multiplayer affair, but now, a year and two months later, the complete package is being unleashed along with a surprisingly touching story mode that tackles toxic masculinity.
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